Things to do at work:

When working the cash register at any of our metro-area Ax-man Surplus stores, it's a good idea to keep these three things in mind: 

The security of the store is in YOUR hands.  See to it that the merchandise, and the fixtures come to no damage. Use any means necessary. 


Make signs!  Half the reason ours customers keep coming back is the literature.  The literature and our shared and somewhat deranged outlook on the world.

Make friends!  They don't have to be good looking, and chances are they won't be, but hey, everybody needs a friend.